Viagra Boys – Troglodyte Lyrics

He goes to work on his computer
He thinks about his gun at home
One day he’s gonna be a shooter
He’s gonna bring his gun to work
He thinks about the ones who wronged him
Oh, and the punishments they’ll face
But things, they would play out much different
Back in the time when we were apes
Oh

When everybody was a monkey, ha
We had to fight just to survive
And now you got yourself a weapon
You think you choose who lives or dies
But when we had hairy arms and legs
And you were still swimming ’round in a lake
Yeah, you were still a troglodyte
You just evolved a bit too late

You ain’t no ape, you’re a troglodyte
You ain’t no ape, you’re a troglodyte, yte, yte

Oh

He says he don’t believe in science
He thinks that all the news is fake
And late at night he sits on his computer
And writes about the things he hates
But if it was a million years ago
And we were still living in caves
You would not be welcomed by the other apes
‘Cause you evolved a bit too late

You ain’t no ape, you’re a troglodyte
You ain’t no ape, you’re a troglodyte, yte, yte
Yeah, you’re a troglodyte, yte, yte

Yeah, you’re a, yeah, you’re a
Yeah, you’re a troglodyte, yte
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Yeah, you’re a troglodyte