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May I have your attention, please?
– Molim za malo pažnje.
May I have your attention, please?
– Molim za malo pažnje.
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Hoće li pravi Slim Shady ustati?
I repeat
– Ponavljam.
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Hoće li pravi Slim Shady ustati?
We’re gonna have a problem here
– Imaćemo problem.
Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
– Ponašate se kao da nikad niste vidjeli bijelca.
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
– Ralje sve na podu kao Pam, kao da je Tommy upravo upao u vrata.
And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before
– I počela je da je mlati gore nego ranije.
They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (Agh)
– Prvo su se razveli, bacajući je preko namještaja (Agh)
It’s the return of the “Oh, wait, no way, you’re kidding
– To je povratak “oh, čekaj, nema šanse, šališ se
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
– Nije rekao ono što mislim da je uradio, zar ne?”
And Dr. Dre said
– I Dr. Dre je rekao
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (Ha-ha)
– Ništa, idioti, Dr. Dre je mrtav, zaključan je u mom podrumu.
Feminist women love Eminem
– Feminističke žene vole Eminema
“Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
– “Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, muka mi je od njega
Look at him, walkin’ around, grabbin’ his you-know-what
– Pogledaj ga, hoda okolo, hvata svoj znaš-već-šta
Flippin’ the you-know-who”, “Yeah, but he’s so cute though”
– Flippin ‘ The you-know-who”, “Yeah, but he’s so cute though”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
– Da, verovatno imam par propalica u glavi.
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms
– Ali ne gore od onoga što se dešava u spavaćim sobama tvojih roditelja.
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
– Ponekad želim da se pojavim na TV – u i da se opustim.
But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
– Ali ne mogu, ali cool je da Tom Green zaskoči mrtvog losa
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
– “Moje dupe je na tvojim usnama, moje dupe je na tvojim usnama”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
– I ako budem imao sreće, mogao bi ga samo poljubiti.
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
– I to je poruka koju dostavljamo maloj deci
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
– I očekujte da ne znaju šta je ženski klitoris
Of course, they’re gonna know what intercourse is
– Naravno, oni će znati šta je snošaj
By the time they hit fourth grade they’ve got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?
– Do četvrtog razreda imaju Discovery Channel, zar ne?
We ain’t nothin’ but mammals
– Mi smo samo sisavci.
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
– Pa, neki od nas kanibala koji seku druge ljude kao dinje
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
– Ali ako možemo grliti mrtve životinje i antilope
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
– Onda nema razloga da čovek i drugi čovek ne mogu da pobegnu
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
– Ali ako se osećaš kao ja, imam protivotrov.
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
– Žene, mašite hulahopkama, pevajte refren, i to ide
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Ja sam Slim Shady, da, ja sam pravi Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Svi vi ostali Slim Shadys samo imitirate
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Dakle, neće li pravi Slim Shady molim vas ustati
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Molim te ustani, molim te ustani?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Jer ja sam Slim Shady, da, ja sam pravi Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Svi vi ostali Slim Shadys samo imitirate
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Dakle, neće li pravi Slim Shady molim vas ustati
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Molim te ustani, molim te ustani?
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
– Will Smith ne mora psovati u svojim repovima da bi prodao ploče (Nope)
Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
– Pa, ja znam, pa jebi ga, i jebi se i ti.
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
– Misliš da me je briga za Grammyja?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
– Polovina vas kritičara ne može ni da me podnese, a kamoli da me podnese.
“But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn’t it be weird?”
– “Ali Slim, šta ako pobijediš? Zar to ne bi bilo čudno?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
– Zašto? Znači vi bi mogli da lažete da me dovedete ovde?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
– Da me možeš smjestiti pored Britney Spears?
Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
– Hej, sranje, Christina Aguilera bolje da mi zamijeni stolice
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
– Da mogu da sedim pored Karsona Dejlija i Freda Dursta.
And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
– I da ih čujem kako se svađaju oko toga kome je ona prva dala glavu.
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
– Mala kučka me je stavila na MTV
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee”
– “Da, sladak je, ali mislim da je oženjen Kim, hee-hee”
I should download her audio on MP3
– Trebao bih preuzeti njen audio na MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh)
– I pokazati cijelom svijetu kako si dao Eminem VD (Agh)
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
– Muka mi je od vas devojčica i dečaka, sve što radite je da me nervirate.
So I have been sent here to destroy you
– Zato su me poslali da te uništim.
And there’s a million of us just like me
– I ima nas milion poput mene
Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me
– Koji psuju kao ja, koji jednostavno ne boli kurac kao ja
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
– Koji se oblače kao ja, hodaju, pričaju i ponašaju se kao ja
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
– I možda je to sledeća najbolja stvar, ali ne baš ja
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Jer ja sam Slim Shady, da, ja sam pravi Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Svi vi ostali Slim Shadys samo imitirate
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Dakle, neće li pravi Slim Shady molim vas ustati
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Molim te ustani, molim te ustani?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Jer ja sam Slim Shady, da, ja sam pravi Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Svi vi ostali Slim Shadys samo imitirate
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Dakle, neće li pravi Slim Shady molim vas ustati
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Molim te ustani, molim te ustani?
I’m like a head trip to listen to
– Ja sam kao glava za slušanje
‘Cause I’m only givin’ you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin’ room
– Jer ti samo dajem stvari o kojima se šališ sa prijateljima u tvojoj dnevnoj sobi.
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all
– Jedina razlika je što ja imam muda da to kažem pred vama.
And I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
– I ne moram da budem lažna ili da ulepšavam to uopšte
I just get on the mic and spit it
– Samo se popnem na mikrofon i ispljunem.
And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it
– I da li želite da priznam (Err), ja samo sranje
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
– Bolje od devedeset posto vas repera može
Then you wonder, “How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?”
– Onda se pitate, ” kako deca mogu da jedu ove albume kao Valiums?”
It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m goin’, when I’m thirty
– Smiješno je, jer brzinom kojom idem, kad budem imao trideset godina.
I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting
– Ja ću biti jedina osoba u nursin’ kući flertuje
Pinchin’ nurse’s asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens
– Štipam bolničarku dok drkam sa Jergensom.
And I’m jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
– I drkam se, ali cijela ova vrećica Viagre ne djeluje.
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin’
– I svaka osoba je tanka sjenovita vreba
He could be working at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
– Mogao bi raditi u Burger Kingu, pljunuti na tvoje kolutiće Luka (Ch, puh)
Or in the parkin’ lot, circling, screaming, “I don’t give a fuck!”
– Ili na parkingu, kruži, vrišti, ” boli me kurac!”
With his windows down and his system up
– Sa spuštenim prozorima i podignutim sistemom
So will the real Shady please stand up
– Tako će i pravi Shady molimo ustati
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
– I staviti jedan od tih prstiju na svaku ruku?
And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control
– I budite ponosni što ste izvan svog uma i van kontrole
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
– I još jednom, što glasnije možete, kako ide?
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Ja sam Slim Shady, da, ja sam pravi Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Svi vi ostali Slim Shadys samo imitirate
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Dakle, neće li pravi Slim Shady molim vas ustati
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Molim te ustani, molim te ustani?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Jer ja sam Slim Shady, da, ja sam pravi Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Svi vi ostali Slim Shadys samo imitirate
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Dakle, neće li pravi Slim Shady molim vas ustati
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Molim te ustani, molim te ustani?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Jer ja sam Slim Shady, da, ja sam pravi Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Svi vi ostali Slim Shadys samo imitirate
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Dakle, neće li pravi Slim Shady molim vas ustati
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Molim te ustani, molim te ustani?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Jer ja sam Slim Shady, da, ja sam pravi Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Svi vi ostali Slim Shadys samo imitirate
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Dakle, neće li pravi Slim Shady molim vas ustati
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Molim te ustani, molim te ustani?
Ha-ha
– Ha-ha
I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
– Pretpostavljam da postoji Slim Shady u svima nama
Fuck it, let’s all stand up
– Jebi ga, ustanimo svi.
