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Lyrics
May I have your attention, please?
– Èske mwen ka gen atansyon ou, tanpri?
May I have your attention, please?
– Èske mwen ka gen atansyon ou, tanpri?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Èske Vrè Slim Shady a tanpri leve kanpe?
I repeat
– Mwen repete
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Èske Vrè Slim Shady a tanpri leve kanpe?
We’re gonna have a problem here
– Nou pral gen yon pwoblèm isit la
Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
– Nou tout aji tankou ou pa janm wè yon moun blan anvan
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
– Tout machwè sou etaj la tankou pam, tankou Tommy jis te kraze nan pòt la
And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before
– Epi te kòmanse whoopin ‘ bourik li pi mal pase anvan
They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (Agh)
– Yo te premye divòse, jete l’ sou mèb (Agh)
It’s the return of the “Oh, wait, no way, you’re kidding
– Li se retounen nan ” Oh, rete tann, pa gen okenn fason, ou ap jwe jwèt
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
– Li pa t jis di sa mwen panse li te fè, pa vre?”
And Dr. Dre said
– E Dr Dre te di
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (Ha-ha)
– Pa gen anyen, ou idiots, Dr Dre a mouri, li fèmen nan sousòl mwen (Ha-ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
– Fanm feminis renmen eminem
“Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
– “Chicka-chicka-chicka, Mens Lonbraj, mwen bouke ak li
Look at him, walkin’ around, grabbin’ his you-know-what
– Gade l, mache alantou, grabbin l ‘ ou-konnen-sa
Flippin’ the you-know-who”, “Yeah, but he’s so cute though”
– Flippin ‘ ou-konnen-ki moun ki”, ” Yeah, men li se konsa bèl menm si”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
– Wi, mwen pwobableman te gen yon koup nan vis moute nan tèt mwen ki lach
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms
– Men, pa pi mal pase sa k ap pase nan chanm paran ou yo
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
– Pafwa mwen vle jwenn SOU TELEVIZYON ak jis kite lage
But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
– Men, Pa kapab, men li nan fre Pou Tom Green nan bouk yon moose mouri
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
– “Bourik mwen sou bouch ou, bourik mwen sou bouch ou”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
– E si mwen gen chans, ou ta ka jis bay li yon ti bo
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
– E se mesaj sa a nou delivre bay ti timoun yo
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
– Epi espere yo pa konnen ki sa klitoris yon fanm se
Of course, they’re gonna know what intercourse is
– Natirèlman, yo pral konnen ki sa ki fè sèks se
By the time they hit fourth grade they’ve got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?
– Lè yo rive nan katriyèm klas yo gen Discovery Channel, pa vre?
We ain’t nothin’ but mammals
– Nou pa anyen men mamifè
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
– Oke, kèk nan nou kanibal ki koupe lòt moun louvri tankou melon
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
– Men si nou ka gonfle bèt mouri ak antilop
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
– Lè sa a, pa gen okenn rezon ki fè yon nonm ak yon lòt moun pa ka kouri
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
– Men, si ou santi tankou mwen santi, mwen te resevwa antidot la
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
– Fanm, mouche kalson ou, chante koral la, epi li ale
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Mwen Mens Lonbraj, wi, mwen Se Lonbraj reyèl la
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Tout Lòt Shadys Mens ou yo se jis imite
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Se konsa pa pral Reyèl Slim Shady a tanpri kanpe
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Tanpri leve kanpe, tanpri leve kanpe?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Paske mwen Se Mens Lou, wi, mwen se Reyèl Lou
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Tout Lòt Shadys Mens ou yo se jis imite
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Se konsa pa pral Reyèl Slim Shady a tanpri kanpe
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Tanpri leve kanpe, tanpri leve kanpe?
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
– Will Smith pa bezwen pale mal nan rap li pou vann dosye (Non)
Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
– Oke, mwen fè, se konsa fuck l’, epi fuck ou tou
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
– Ou panse mwen bay yon ti kras sou yon Grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
– Mwatye nan nou kritik pa menm ka estomaj m’, se pou kont li kanpe m’
“But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn’t it be weird?”
– “Men, Slim, sa ki si ou genyen? Èske li pa ta dwe etranj?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
– Poukisa? Se konsa, ou ka jis bay manti pou jwenn m ‘ isit la?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
– Se konsa, ou ka chita m ‘ isit la akote Britney Spears?
Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
– Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera pi bon chanje m ‘ chèz
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
– Se konsa Mwen ka chita akote Carson Daly ak Fred Durst
And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
– Epi tande yo diskite sou ki moun li te bay tèt nan premye
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
– Ti bitch mete m sou eksplozyon sou MTV
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee”
– “Wi, li bèl, men mwen panse li marye Ak Kim, hee-hee”
I should download her audio on MP3
– Mwen ta dwe telechaje odyo li sou MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh)
– Epi montre tout mond lan ki jan ou te bay EMINEM VD (Agh)
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
– Mwen bouke ak ou ti fi ak ti gason gwoup, tout sa ou fè se anmède m’
So I have been sent here to destroy you
– Se konsa, mwen te voye isit la detwi ou
And there’s a million of us just like me
– E gen yon milyon nan nou menm jan ak mwen
Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me
– Ki moun ki pale mal tankou m’, ki moun ki jis pa bay yon fuck tankou m’
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
– Ki abiye tankou m, mache, pale ak aji tankou m
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
– E jis ta ka pwochen pi bon bagay, men se pa byen m’
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Paske mwen Se Mens Lou, wi, mwen se Reyèl Lou
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Tout Lòt Shadys Mens ou yo se jis imite
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Se konsa pa pral Reyèl Slim Shady a tanpri kanpe
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Tanpri leve kanpe, tanpri leve kanpe?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Paske mwen Se Mens Lou, wi, mwen se Reyèl Lou
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Tout Lòt Shadys Mens ou yo se jis imite
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Se konsa pa pral Reyèl Slim Shady a tanpri kanpe
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Tanpri leve kanpe, tanpri leve kanpe?
I’m like a head trip to listen to
– Mwen tankou yon vwayaj tèt pou koute
‘Cause I’m only givin’ you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin’ room
– Paske mwen sèlman ap ba ou bagay ou blag sou ak zanmi ou andedan chanm k ap viv ou
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all
– Sèl diferans lan se mwen te gen boul yo di li devan ou tout
And I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
– E mwen pa dwe fo oswa sugarcoat li nan tout
I just get on the mic and spit it
– Mwen jis jwenn sou mikwofòn la ak krache li
And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it
– E si ou renmen admèt li (Err), mwen jis shit li
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
– Pi bon pase katrevendis pousan nan ou rapè soti kapab
Then you wonder, “How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?”
– Lè sa a, ou mande, “ki jan timoun yo ka manje albòm sa yo tankou Valiums?”
It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m goin’, when I’m thirty
– Li komik, paske nan pousantaj la mwen ap ale, lè mwen trant
I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting
– Mwen pral sèl moun nan kay retrèt la flirting
Pinchin’ nurse’s asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens
– Pinchin ‘nurse’ s ass lè mwen ap jacking lwen Ak Jergens
And I’m jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
– E mwen ap jerking, men sa a tout sak Viagra pa ap travay
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin’
– Ak chak moun se yon Mens Lonbraj lurkin’
He could be working at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
– Li te kapab ap travay nan Burger King, spittin ‘ sou bag zonyon ou (Ch, puh)
Or in the parkin’ lot, circling, screaming, “I don’t give a fuck!”
– Oswa nan pak la, sikile, kriye, “mwen pa bay yon fuck!”
With his windows down and his system up
– Avèk fenèt li desann ak sistèm li moute
So will the real Shady please stand up
– Se konsa pral Reyèl La Loub tanpri kanpe
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
– Epi mete youn nan dwèt sa yo sou chak men leve?
And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control
– Epi fyè pou yo te soti nan tèt ou ak soti nan kontwòl
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
– E yon lòt fwa ankò, byen fò jan ou kapab, ki jan li ale?
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Mwen Mens Lonbraj, wi, mwen Se Lonbraj reyèl la
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Tout Lòt Shadys Mens ou yo se jis imite
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Se konsa pa pral Reyèl Slim Shady a tanpri kanpe
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Tanpri leve kanpe, tanpri leve kanpe?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Paske mwen Se Mens Lou, wi, mwen se Reyèl Lou
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Tout Lòt Shadys Mens ou yo se jis imite
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Se konsa pa pral Reyèl Slim Shady a tanpri kanpe
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Tanpri leve kanpe, tanpri leve kanpe?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Paske mwen Se Mens Lou, wi, mwen se Reyèl Lou
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Tout Lòt Shadys Mens ou yo se jis imite
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Se konsa pa pral Reyèl Slim Shady a tanpri kanpe
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Tanpri leve kanpe, tanpri leve kanpe?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Paske mwen Se Mens Lou, wi, mwen se Reyèl Lou
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Tout Lòt Shadys Mens ou yo se jis imite
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Se konsa pa pral Reyèl Slim Shady a tanpri kanpe
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Tanpri leve kanpe, tanpri leve kanpe?
Ha-ha
– Ha-ha
I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
– Mwen devine ke gen yon Ti Lonbraj Nan nou tout
Fuck it, let’s all stand up
– Fuck li, se pou nou tout kanpe
