Ikliphu Yevidiyo
Ingoma
May I have your attention, please?
– Ndingayifumana ingqalelo yakho, nceda?
May I have your attention, please?
– Ndingayifumana ingqalelo yakho, nceda?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Ngaba I-Slim Shady yokwenene iya kuvuka?
I repeat
– Ndiyaphinda
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Ngaba I-Slim Shady yokwenene iya kuvuka?
We’re gonna have a problem here
– Siza kuba nengxaki apha
Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
– Yenza ngathi awusoze wambona umntu omhlophe ngaphambili
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
– Imihlathi yonke phantsi Njengopam, njengotommy nje wagqabhuka emnyango
And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before
– Whoo hwanyu hwanyu hwanyu hwanyu hwanyu hwanyu
They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (Agh)
– Baqhawula umtshato kuqala, bamphosa phezu kwefenitshala (Agh)
It’s the return of the “Oh, wait, no way, you’re kidding
– ← Kembali ke return “no way, no way, no way, no way
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
– Akazange athethe nje into endicinga ukuba iyenzile, akunjalo?”
And Dr. Dre said
– Ugqr. wathi
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (Ha-ha)
– Nto, wena idiots, Ugq Dre ke lwabafileyo, yena ke locale wam basement (Nganye-nganye)
Feminist women love Eminem
– Abafazi abangamabhinqa bathanda Ueminem
“Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
– “Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, i’m sick of him
Look at him, walkin’ around, grabbin’ his you-know-what
– Look away, look away, look away, look away, look away
Flippin’ the you-know-who”, “Yeah, but he’s so cute though”
– I-Flippin ‘ i-you-know-who”, ” Ewe, kodwa uhle kakhulu”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
– Ewe, mhlawumbi ndifumene izikrufu ezimbalwa entlokweni yam zikhululekile
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms
– Kodwa akukho nto imbi kunokuba kuqhubeka ntoni kumagumbi okulala abazali bakho
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
– Ngamanye amaxesha ndifuna UKUYA KUMABONAKUDE kwaye ndikhululeke
But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
– Kodwa awukwazi, kodwa kupholile Ukuba Utom Green ahlambe i-moose efile
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
– “Ibhongo lam lisemilebeni yakho, ibhongo lam lisemilebeni yakho
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
– If i’m lucky, i’ll concede a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
– Lo ngumyalezo esiwunika abantwana bethu abancinci
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
– Kwaye ulindele ukuba bangazi ukuba yintoni clitoris yowesifazane
Of course, they’re gonna know what intercourse is
– Ewe, bayazi ukuba luhlobo luni lwesondo
By the time they hit fourth grade they’ve got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?
– Ngexesha lokubetha ibanga lesine banesiteshi Sokufumanisa, akunjalo?
We ain’t nothin’ but mammals
– Nothin ‘ but maman
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
– Abanye bethu cannibals sika abanye abantu vula njenge cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
– Kodwa ukuba sinokumpompa izilwanyana ezifileyo kunye neenyamakazi
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
– Emva koko akukho sizathu sokuba indoda kunye nenye indoda ayikwazi elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
– Kodwa ukuba uziva ngathi mna, ndafumana i-antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
– Abafazi, wave pantyhose yakho, ukucula chorus, kwaye uya
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– I’m Slim Shady, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, i’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Zonke Ezinye Ii Shades Ezincinci zixelisa nje
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Ngoko ke ngaba i Slim Shaded nceda ume
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Nceda uvuke, nceda?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Cause i’m Slim Shady, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Zonke Ezinye Ii Shades Ezincinci zixelisa nje
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Ngoko ke ngaba i Slim Shaded nceda ume
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Nceda uvuke, nceda?
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
– Umichael Akanyanzelekanga ukuba atyhale iiraps zakhe ukuze athengise iirekhodi (Nope)
Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
– Ewe, ndiya kwenza, ngoko fuck kuye, kwaye fuck nawe
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
– Ngaba ucinga ukuba ndinika i-grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
– Isiqingatha sakho abagxeki abanakundigxeka, ndingasathethi ke ngam
“But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn’t it be weird?”
– “Kodwa Slim, kuthekani ukuba uphumelele? Ngaba bekungayi kuba yinto engaqhelekanga?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
– Ngoba? Ngaba unokuxoka apha?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
– Ngaba Unokuhlala apha Ecaleni Kukabritney Spears?
Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
– Ewe, shit, Uchristina Aguilera ngcono nditshintshe izitulo
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
– Ndingahlala ecaleni Kukacarson Daly Nofred Durst
And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
– Kwaye uve ukuba baphikisana ngokuba ngubani wanika intloko kuqala
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
– Mxolisi mbethe undiphethe KABI mp3
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee”
– “Yes, yes, yes, but i think It’s Kim, hee-hee\”
I should download her audio on MP3
– Mafikizolo ndihamba nawe mp3 download
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh)
– Bonisa umhlaba wonke indlela owanikela Ngayo Eminem VD (Agh)
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
– Ndiyagula ngawe ntombazana namakhwenkwe, yonke into oyenzayo iyandicaphukisa
So I have been sent here to destroy you
– Ndithunywe apha, ukuze ndikutshabalalise
And there’s a million of us just like me
– Million nathi mankayi
Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me
– Whores in ngubane – asoze ngahlukana
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
– Ngubani onxiba njengam, ehamba, ethetha kwaye enze njengam
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
– Mhlawumbi kuya kuba yinto engcono kakhulu, kodwa kungekhona kum
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Cause i’m Slim Shady, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Zonke Ezinye Ii Shades Ezincinci zixelisa nje
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Ngoko ke ngaba i Slim Shaded nceda ume
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Nceda uvuke, nceda?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Cause i’m Slim Shady, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Zonke Ezinye Ii Shades Ezincinci zixelisa nje
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Ngoko ke ngaba i Slim Shaded nceda ume
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Nceda uvuke, nceda?
I’m like a head trip to listen to
– Ndifana nohambo lokumamela
‘Cause I’m only givin’ you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin’ room
– Kuba ndikunika kuphela izinto oqhula ngazo nabahlobo bakho ngaphakathi kwigumbi lakho lokuhlala
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all
– Umahluko kuphela kukuba ndineebhola zokuyithetha ngaphambili y’all
And I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
– Kwaye akufuneki ndixoke okanye ndishukela kwaphela
I just get on the mic and spit it
– Ndiyifake nje kwi mic kwaye ndiyitshitshise
And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it
– Kwaye ukuba uyayithanda (I-Err), ndiyayicima nje
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
– Ngcono kunamashumi asithoba ekhulwini kuni rappers ngaphandle
Then you wonder, “How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?”
– Emva koko uyazibuza, ” abantwana bangazidla njani ezi albhamu Ezifana Nevaliums?”
It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m goin’, when I’m thirty
– It’s funny, ’cause i’m away’, when i’m 30 years old
I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting
– Home ezoyolo ndiza kuba ngumongikazi kuphela
Pinchin’ nurse’s asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens
– Pinchin ‘ nurse’s assessments while I’m away Jersey
And I’m jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
– Kwaye ndiyaxhaphaza, kodwa le ngxowa yonke Yeviagra ayisebenzi
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin’
– Kwaye wonke umntu ungulurkin Onomthunzi Omncinci’
He could be working at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
– Unokusebenza Kwi-Burger King, uchith ‘ emakhonkcweni akho amatswele (Ch, puh)
Or in the parkin’ lot, circling, screaming, “I don’t give a fuck!”
– Okanye kwi-parkin ‘ lot, ukujikeleza, ukukhwaza, “no way i’m done waxing!””
With his windows down and his system up
– Ngeefestile zakhe ezantsi kunye nenkqubo yakhe phezulu
So will the real Shady please stand up
– Ngoko ngaba Umthunzi wokwenene nceda ume
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
– Kwaye ubeke omnye waloo minwe kwisandla ngasinye phezulu?
And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control
– Yiba neqhayiya ngokuba uphumile engqondweni kwaye uphume kulawulo
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
– Kwaye elinye ixesha, ngokuvakalayo njengoko unako, ihamba njani?
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– I’m Slim Shady, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, i’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Zonke Ezinye Ii Shades Ezincinci zixelisa nje
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Ngoko ke ngaba i Slim Shaded nceda ume
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Nceda uvuke, nceda?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Cause i’m Slim Shady, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Zonke Ezinye Ii Shades Ezincinci zixelisa nje
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Ngoko ke ngaba i Slim Shaded nceda ume
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Nceda uvuke, nceda?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Cause i’m Slim Shady, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Zonke Ezinye Ii Shades Ezincinci zixelisa nje
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Ngoko ke ngaba i Slim Shaded nceda ume
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Nceda uvuke, nceda?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Cause i’m Slim Shady, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Zonke Ezinye Ii Shades Ezincinci zixelisa nje
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Ngoko ke ngaba i Slim Shaded nceda ume
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Nceda uvuke, nceda?
Ha-ha
– Ha-ha
I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
– I think we’re batshit insane
Fuck it, let’s all stand up
– Boohle-vukani
