Ividyo Kliphu
Lyrics
May I have your attention, please?
– Kwangathi ngingaba nokunaka kwakho, ngicela?
May I have your attention, please?
– Kwangathi ngingaba nokunaka kwakho, ngicela?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Ingabe Umthunzi omncane wangempela uyosukuma?
I repeat
– Ngiyaphinda
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Ingabe Umthunzi omncane wangempela uyosukuma?
We’re gonna have a problem here
– Sizoba nenkinga lapha
Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
– Nonke nenza sengathi anikaze nimbone umuntu omhlophe ngaphambili
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
– Imihlathi yonke phansi njengopam, Njengotommy yavele yaqhuma emnyango
And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before
– Futhi waqala ukumkhonkotha kakhulu kunangaphambili
They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (Agh)
– Baqale bahlukanisa, bamphonsa phezu kwefenisha (Agh)
It’s the return of the “Oh, wait, no way, you’re kidding
– Ukubuya kwe – ” o, linda, cha, uyahlekisa
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
– Akazange nje asho lokho engicabanga ukuthi wakwenza, akunjalo?”
And Dr. Dre said
– Futhi Udkt. Dre wathi
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (Ha-ha)
– Nothing, you idiots, Udkt Dre ufile, uvalelwe egumbini lami elingaphansi (Ha-ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
– Abesifazane abangabesifazane bayamthanda U Eminem
“Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
– “Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, ngiyagula ngaye
Look at him, walkin’ around, grabbin’ his you-know-what
– Mbheke, uhambe, ubambe lokho akwaziyo
Flippin’ the you-know-who”, “Yeah, but he’s so cute though”
– Flippin ‘ the you-know-who”, ” Yebo, kodwa muhle kakhulu”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
– Yebo, cishe ngathola izikulufo ezimbalwa ekhanda lami
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms
– Kodwa akukho okubi kunalokho okwenzekayo emakamelweni okulala abazali bakho
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
– Ngezinye izikhathi ngifuna ukungena KU TV futhi ngivele ngikhululeke
But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
– Kodwa angikwazi, kodwa kuhle Ngotom Green ukufaka i-moose efile
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
– “I-bum yami isezindebeni zakho, i-bum yami isezindebeni zakho”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
– Futhi uma nginenhlanhla, ungase umane nje umange kancane
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
– Futhi lowo umyalezo esiwudlulisela ezinganeni ezincane
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
– Futhi balindele ukuba bangazi ukuthi iyini indlebe yowesifazane
Of course, they’re gonna know what intercourse is
– Yiqiniso, bazokwazi ukuthi kuyini ukuya ocansini
By the time they hit fourth grade they’ve got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?
– Ngesikhathi befika ebangeni lesine sebethole I-Discovery Channel, akunjalo?
We ain’t nothin’ but mammals
– Asilutho ngaphandle kwezilwane ezincelisayo
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
– Abanye bethu abadla abantu abavula abanye abantu njengama-cantaloupe
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
– Kodwa uma singakwazi ukuluma izilwane ezifile nezinyamazane
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
– Khona ke asikho isizathu sokuthi umuntu nomunye umuntu bangakwazi ukubaleka
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
– Kodwa uma uzizwa sengathi ngizizwa, ngithole isidakamizwa
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
– Abesifazane, bashaye ama-pantyhose akho, bacule iculo, bese liqhubeka
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Nginomthunzi omncane, yebo, nginomthunzi wangempela
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Nonke nina abanye Abashadys Abancane nimane nje nilingisa
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Ngakho ngeke the Real Slim Shady sicela asukume
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Sicela ume, sicela ume?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Ngoba nginomthunzi omncane, yebo, nginomthunzi wangempela
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Nonke nina abanye Abashadys Abancane nimane nje nilingisa
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Ngakho ngeke the Real Slim Shady sicela asukume
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Sicela ume, sicela ume?
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
– Uwill Smith akudingeki ukuba adlale ama-rap akhe ukuze athengise ama-albhamu (Nop)
Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
– Yebo, ngiyakwenza, ngakho mshaye, futhi nawe mshaye
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
– Ucabanga ukuthi nginikeza i-Grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
– Ingxenye yenu abagxeki ayikwazi ngisho nokungibamba ngesisu, ingasaphathwa eyokungibamba
“But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn’t it be weird?”
– “Kodwa Mncane, kuthiwani uma unqoba? Ingabe bekungeke yini kube yinto exakile?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
– Kungani? Ngakho nina bantu ningaqamba amanga ukuze ningithole lapha?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
– Ngakho ungangihlala lapha eduze Kukabritney Spears?
Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
– Yo, shit, Uchristina Aguilera ngishintshe kangcono izihlalo
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
– Ngakho ngingahlala eduze Kukacarson udaly Nofred Durst
And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
– Futhi bezwa bephikisana ngokuthi ubani amnika ikhanda kuqala
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
– I Little bitch yangibeka ku blast ku MTV
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee”
– “Yebo, muhle, kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi ushade Nokim, hee-hee”
I should download her audio on MP3
– Kufanele thwebula AUDIO wakhe MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh)
– Futhi ubonise umhlaba wonke indlela owanika Ngayo U-Eminem VD (Agh)
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
– Ngigula ngawe amaqembu amantombazane nabafana, konke okwenzayo kungicasula
So I have been sent here to destroy you
– Ngakho ngithunyelwe lapha ukuba ngikubhubhise
And there’s a million of us just like me
– Futhi kunesigidi sethu njengami
Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me
– Ngubani cuss like me, ngubani nje musa ukunikeza fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
– Abagqoka njengami, bahambe, bakhulume futhi benze njengami
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
– Futhi kungase kube into elandelayo engcono kakhulu, kodwa hhayi ngempela mina
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Ngoba nginomthunzi omncane, yebo, nginomthunzi wangempela
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Nonke nina abanye Abashadys Abancane nimane nje nilingisa
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Ngakho ngeke the Real Slim Shady sicela asukume
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Sicela ume, sicela ume?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Ngoba nginomthunzi omncane, yebo, nginomthunzi wangempela
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Nonke nina abanye Abashadys Abancane nimane nje nilingisa
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Ngakho ngeke the Real Slim Shady sicela asukume
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Sicela ume, sicela ume?
I’m like a head trip to listen to
– Nginjengohambo oluya ekhanda ukuze ngilalele
‘Cause I’m only givin’ you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin’ room
– Ngoba ngikunika izinto ozihleka nabangane bakho ngaphakathi egumbini lakho lokuphumula
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all
– Umehluko kuphela ukuthi ngithole amabhola ukuze ngikusho phambi kwenu nonke
And I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
– Futhi akufanele ngibe ngamanga noma ngigqoke ushukela nhlobo
I just get on the mic and spit it
– Ngivele ngithole imakrofoni bese ngiyikhafula
And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it
– Futhi kungakhathaliseki ukuthi uthanda ukuvuma (Err), mina nje shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
– Kungcono kunamaphesenti angamashumi ayisishiyagalolunye kini rappers out can
Then you wonder, “How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?”
– Khona-ke uyazibuza, ” izingane zingadla Kanjani la ma-albhamu Njengama-valium?”
It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m goin’, when I’m thirty
– Kuyahlekisa, ‘ngoba ngesilinganiso engihamba ngaso,’ lapho ngineminyaka engamashumi amathathu
I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting
– Ngizoba ukuphela komuntu ekhaya lasebekhulile odlala ngothando
Pinchin’ nurse’s asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens
– Ngicindezela izimbongolo zomhlengikazi lapho ngihamba Nojergens
And I’m jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
– Futhi ngiyaxokozela, kodwa lonke leli bhokisi Le-Viagra alisebenzi
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin’
– Futhi umuntu ngamunye Uyisicefe Esincane Esinomthunzi
He could be working at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
– Wayengase asebenze Eburger King, ekhafula izindandatho zakho zika-anyanisi (Ch, puh)
Or in the parkin’ lot, circling, screaming, “I don’t give a fuck!”
– Noma endaweni yokupaka, ukuzungeza, ukumemeza, ” anginandaba!”
With his windows down and his system up
– Namafasitela akhe phansi nesimiso sakhe phezulu
So will the real Shady please stand up
– Kuyoba Njalo nangomthunzi wangempela sicela ume
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
– Futhi ubeke omunye walabo iminwe esandleni ngasinye phezulu?
And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control
– Futhi uziqhenye ngokuba ngaphandle kwengqondo yakho futhi ungalawuleki
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
– Futhi ngesinye isikhathi, ngokuzwakalayo ngangokunokwenzeka, kuhamba kanjani?
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Nginomthunzi omncane, yebo, nginomthunzi wangempela
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Nonke nina abanye Abashadys Abancane nimane nje nilingisa
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Ngakho ngeke the Real Slim Shady sicela asukume
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Sicela ume, sicela ume?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Ngoba nginomthunzi omncane, yebo, nginomthunzi wangempela
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Nonke nina abanye Abashadys Abancane nimane nje nilingisa
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Ngakho ngeke the Real Slim Shady sicela asukume
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Sicela ume, sicela ume?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Ngoba nginomthunzi omncane, yebo, nginomthunzi wangempela
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Nonke nina abanye Abashadys Abancane nimane nje nilingisa
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Ngakho ngeke the Real Slim Shady sicela asukume
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Sicela ume, sicela ume?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Ngoba nginomthunzi omncane, yebo, nginomthunzi wangempela
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Nonke nina abanye Abashadys Abancane nimane nje nilingisa
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Ngakho ngeke the Real Slim Shady sicela asukume
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Sicela ume, sicela ume?
Ha-ha
– Uha-ha
I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
– Ngicabanga ukuthi kunomthunzi omncane kithi sonke
Fuck it, let’s all stand up
– Fuck it, ake sonke sisukume
