Jon Lajoie – Everyday Normal Guy 2 英語 歌詞 中國人 翻譯

You want some more of this, bitch?
– 你还要这个吗，婊子？
Back in the heezy… We could do this all year long
– 回到迷迷糊糊的地方。.. 我们可以这样做一整年

(I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
– （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋）
I told you in the first song, I’ll tell you in another
– 我在第一首歌中告诉过你，我会在另一首歌中告诉你
(I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
– （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋）
I don’t have a girlfriend, my hand’s my only lover
– 我没有女朋友，我的手是我唯一的爱人
(I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
– （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋）
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
– 每周有一个晚上我妈妈喜欢给我做晚饭
(I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
– （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋）
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
– 迈克尔*基顿是我最喜欢的蝙蝠侠

I was walking down the street just the other day
– 前几天我在街上走
I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way
– 我看到这两个漂亮的婊子，他们走在我的路上
“Yo, what you girls doing tonight?” is what I wanted to say
– “哟，你们这些姑娘今晚做什么？”是我想说的
But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
– 但突然我惊慌失措，我的声音开始颤抖
So I put my head down, and I just walked away
– 所以我低下头，就走开了
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
– 反正我还有一辆公共汽车要赶，结果很好
Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play
– 上车，戴上耳机，按下播放
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Bass
– 雪丽尔*克劳，詹姆斯*布朗特，还有该死的低音王牌
Yo, what can I say? It’s just a day in my life
– 我能说什么呢？ 这只是我生命中的一天
I’m up early in the morning, in bed early at night
– 我一大早就起床，一大早就躺在床上
To be productive at work, I got to be well rested
– 为了在工作中富有成效，我必须得到充分的休息
Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said
– 是啊，混蛋，你听到我刚才说的话了吗？

(I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
– （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋）
I don’t like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter
– 我不喜欢人造黄油，我更喜欢黄油的味道
(I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
– （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋）
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
– 我小时候最喜欢的电影是超人和捉鬼敢死队
(I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
– （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋）
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
– 我很难在水下睁开眼睛
(I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
– （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋）
And I’m not a huge Nicolas Cage fan
– 我也不是尼古拉斯*凯奇的超级粉丝

I’m from a lower-middle class family
– 我来自一个中下阶层家庭
Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
– 我和我的兄弟姐妹玩捉迷藏
I have good memories from my childhood, bitch
– 我从小就有美好的回忆，婊子
My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch
– 我最喜欢的玩具是我他妈的救火车，婊子
I used to play with that motherfucker all day long
– 我以前整天和那个混蛋玩
Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
– 直到我从西尔斯目录中了解到性
And then I played with my motherfucker all day long
– 然后我整天和我的混蛋玩
About ten times a day, man, all year long
– 一天十次，伙计，一整年
My favorite song, motherfucker, I don’t like to admit it
– 我最喜欢的歌，混蛋，我不喜欢承认
Is a Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic
– 是电影《泰坦尼克号》中的席琳*迪翁歌曲

(Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you)
– （每晚在我的梦里，我看到你，我感觉到你）
Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye
– 每次我听到那该死的东西，我的眼睛就会流下一滴眼泪
Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die?
– 为什么莱昂纳多*迪卡普里奥必须死？
Yo, I’m not afraid to say that I’m a sensitive guy
– 哟，我不怕说我是个敏感的人
Sticks and stones break my bones
– 棍棒和石头打破了我的骨头
But it’s the words that make me cry
– 但正是这些话让我哭泣
Like that time in grade three
– 就像三年级的时候
When a girl called me Stupid Face
– 当一个女孩叫我傻脸
She really hurt me, why’d she call me Stupid Face?
– 她真的伤害了我，她为什么叫我傻脸？
Is my face stupid? How’s that even possible?
– 我的脸傻吗？ 这怎么可能？
A person could be stupid, but a face, that’s impossible
– 一个人可能是愚蠢的，但一张脸，那是不可能的
Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it
– 狗屎总是发生，你学会了如何处理它
Regular, everyday, normal fucking bullshit
– 常规的，日常的，正常的他妈的废话

(I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
– （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋）
When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
– 当我打架的时候，我通常会坐担架离开
(I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
– （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋）
When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
– 当我无话可说时，我通常会谈论天气
(I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
– （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋）
I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better
– 我喜欢第一个回到未来，但第二个更好
(I’m just a regular, everyday normal motherfucker)
– （我只是一个普通的，日常正常的混蛋）
I like red peppers better than the green ones
– 我喜欢红辣椒比绿色的好

Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
– 哦，攒了我的钱去买一台新的洗碗机
Mine broke about six months ago… Motherfucker
– 我的六个月前坏了。.. 混蛋
Go, go, go, go, go shorty
– 快快快快快快
It’s your birthday
– 今天是你的生日
Go party like it’s your birthday
– 就像今天是你的生日一样去派对
I wasn’t invited, but it’s okay
– 我没有被邀请，但没关系
I’ll just stay at home, and play some video games
– 我就呆在家里玩电子游戏