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Hit it
The bridesmaids wanted a celebration
So we took a trip, bachelorette vacation
‘Cause we know she needs one
A break from Matthew
Just kidding, Matt
We’re glad she has you
We’re out, the shots are flowing, yeah
Guys on the dance floor grooving, yeah
Yeah, we say, “No thanks, she’s taken,” yeah
Sing it
Now she’s with a hot guy, but he looks gay
Heard his name is Domingo
Second location, maybe he’s bi
Still dancing with Domingo
Third location, fully straight, fully touching Domingo
“I can’t wait to be his wife”
She’s pointing to Domingo
In the bathroom, we take her aside
She says, “Don’t worry, we won’t cross the line”
“Think of your fiancé”
She says, “Good reminder”
Hands me her ring
Then we can’t find her
Now we’re back in the house, in the hot tub
She’s there with Domingo
Ask him to leave, get a hotel
She’s vibing with Domingo
At the Marriott, googling Domingo
Just to make sure he’s not psycho
But he’s actually a doctor and randomly a model
And he volunteers with weird sick animals
Is the point of this song just that Kelsey cheated on me all weekend?
No, the point is, it’s espresso
You’re not even listening to the lyrics
That’s all I’m listening to
The next day, she said “Nothing happened”
They talked all night about you, Matthew
Then at brunch, she just starts crying
We ask her “Why?”
She says, “I’m just so tired”
We say, “Take a nap”
She says, “I’m not that kind of tired”
Hey Matt, came all this way
Had to explain, direct from Domingo
Kelsey’s a friend, she’s like my sis
But we did hook up though
I hope we can still be friends
