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Tekst Pjesme
May I have your attention, please?
– Mogu li zatražiti vašu pažnju, molim vas?
May I have your attention, please?
– Mogu li zatražiti vašu pažnju, molim vas?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Pravi Slim Shadee, molim vas, ustaje?
I repeat
– Ponavljam
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Pravi Slim Shadee, molim vas, ustaje?
We’re gonna have a problem here
– Imamo problem ovdje.
Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
– Svi se ponašate kao da nikada prije niste vidjeli bijelca
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
– Čeljusti na podu poput Pam, kao da je Tommie upravo provalio kroz vrata
And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before
– I počeo je udarati po guzi još jače nego prije
They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (Agh)
– Kad su se prvi put razveli, bacili su je na namještaj (duh).
It’s the return of the “Oh, wait, no way, you’re kidding
– To je povratak ” Oh, čekaj, nema šanse, šališ se
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
– Nije samo rekao ono što mislim da je rekao, Zar ne?”
And Dr. Dre said
– A Dr. Dre je rekao
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (Ha-ha)
– Ništa, idioti, Dr. Dre je mrtav, zaključan je u mom podrumu (haha)
Feminist women love Eminem
– Feministkinje obožavaju Eminema
“Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
– “Chica-chica-chica, Slim Shadee, muka mi je od njega
Look at him, walkin’ around, grabbin’ his you-know-what
– Pogledaj ga, tuče se oko grma, trlja se u rukama sam-znaš-što
Flippin’ the you-know-who”, “Yeah, but he’s so cute though”
– Predstavlja sebe-znate-koga”, “Da, ali on je tako sladak”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
– Da, vjerojatno mi u glavi nije sve u redu s glavom
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms
– Ali ništa gore od onoga što se događa u spavaćim sobama vaših roditelja
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
– Ponekad želim doći na televiziju i samo se opustiti
But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
– Ali ne mogu, ali Tom Green cool fucks mrtvog losa
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
– “Moje Dupe Na Tvojim Usnama, Moje Dupe Na Tvojim Usnama.”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
– A ako budem imao sreće, možda ćete ga samo lagano poljubiti
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
– I to je poruka koju prenosimo maloj djeci
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
– I očekujte da neće znati što je ženski klitoris
Of course, they’re gonna know what intercourse is
– Naravno, oni će znati što je snošaj
By the time they hit fourth grade they’ve got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?
– Kad pređu u četvrti razred, već imaju kanal A. I., zar ne?
We ain’t nothin’ but mammals
– Mi nismo ništa drugo nego sisavci
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
– Pa, neki od nas su kanibali koji seciraju druge ljude poput dinja.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
– Ali ako se možemo poševiti s mrtvim životinjama i antilopama
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
– Tada nema razloga zašto muškarac i drugi muškarac ne bi mogli pobjeći jedni od drugih
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
– Ali ako se osjećaš kao ja, imam protuotrov.
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
– Žene, zamahnite tajicama, pjevajte refren i bit će tako:
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Ja sam Slim Shadee, da, ja sam pravi Shadee
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Svi ostali Slim Shadee samo oponašaju
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Pa zašto ne bi pravi Slim Shadee ustao, molim vas
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Molim vas, ustanite, ustanite?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Jer ja sam Slim Shadee, da, ja sam prava Shadee
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Svi vi drugi Slim Shadee samo oponašate
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Pa zašto ne bi pravi Slim Shadee ustao, molim vas
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Molim vas, ustanite, ustanite?
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
– Hoće li Smith ne treba psovati u svojim rap pjesmama da bi prodao ploče (ne)
Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
– Pa, ja moram, pa jebi se i ti.
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
– Misliš da mi je stalo do “Grammija”?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
– Polovica Vas kritičara ne može me ni probaviti, a kamoli podnijeti
“But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn’t it be weird?”
– “Ali Slim, što ako pobijediš? Ne bi li to bilo čudno?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
– Zašto? Dakle, možete li samo lagati da me namamite ovdje?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
– Možete li me smjestiti ovdje pored Britnie Spears?
Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
– Dovraga, Christina Aguilera bi trebala zamijeniti mjesta sa mnom.
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
– Tako da mogu sjediti pored Carsona Daleeja i Freda Dursta
And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
– I čut ću ih kako se svađaju oko toga kome je prva udarila u glavu.
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
– Mala kuja me učinila slavnom osobom na A-listu
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee”
– “Da, sladak je, ali po mom mišljenju oženjen je Kim, Hee-Hee”
I should download her audio on MP3
– Trebao bih preuzeti njezin zvuk u 93
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh)
– I pokazati svijetu kako si zarazila Eminema spolno prenosivim bolestima.
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
– Muka mi je od vaših djevojačkih i dječačkih bandi, samo me živcirate
So I have been sent here to destroy you
– Zato su me poslali da vas uništim.
And there’s a million of us just like me
– A ima milijun ljudi poput mene
Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me
– Koji se zaklinju poput mene i koji se samo zajebavaju poput mene
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
– Koji se oblače poput mene, hodaju, razgovaraju i ponašaju se poput mene
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
– I možda bi bili još bolji, ali ne baš ja
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Jer ja sam Slim Shadee, da, ja sam prava Shadee
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Svi vi drugi Slim Shadee samo oponašate
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Pa zašto ne bi pravi Slim Shadee ustao, molim vas
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Molim vas, ustanite, ustanite?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Jer ja sam Slim Shadee, da, ja sam prava Shadee
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Svi vi drugi Slim Shadee samo oponašate
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Dakle, možda pravi Slim Shadee, molim vas, ustane?
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Molim vas, ustanite, ustanite?
I’m like a head trip to listen to
– Glava mi se vrti od onoga što slušam
‘Cause I’m only givin’ you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin’ room
– , jer vam govorim samo o onome o čemu se šalite s prijateljima u svojoj dnevnoj sobi?
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all
– Jedina je razlika što imam hrabrosti to reći pred svima vama
And I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
– I uopće se ne moram pretvarati ili šećeriti
I just get on the mic and spit it
– Samo uzmem mikrofon i kažem to naglas
And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it
– I želite li to priznati (griješite), ali ja se samo sram.
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
– Bolje nego što to može devedeset posto Vas repera
Then you wonder, “How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?”
– A onda se pitate: “kako djeca mogu apsorbirati ove albume poput Valiuma?”
It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m goin’, when I’m thirty
– Smiješno je jer brzinom kojom napredujem kad napunim tridesete.
I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting
– Bit ću jedina osoba u sirotištu koja će koketirati.
Pinchin’ nurse’s asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens
– Štipam medicinske sestre za guzice dok drkam s Jergensom.
And I’m jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
– I trzala sam se, ali cijela ta vrećica Viagre ne radi
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin’
– I svaka osoba je Slim shadee’s’
He could be working at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
– Mogao je raditi u “Burger Kingu”, viseći na vašim kolutovima luka (h, N)
Or in the parkin’ lot, circling, screaming, “I don’t give a fuck!”
– Ili na parkiralištu, kružeći i vičući: “nije me briga!”
With his windows down and his system up
– Sa spuštenim prozorima i uključenim sustavom
So will the real Shady please stand up
– Dakle, pravi Shadee, molim vas, ustane
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
– I podignite jedan prst na svakoj ruci prema gore?
And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control
– I budite ponosni što ste izvan svog uma i ne možete se kontrolirati
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
– I još jednom, što je glasnije moguće, kako se to događa?
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Ja sam Slim Shadee, da, ja sam pravi Shadee
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Svi vi drugi Slim Shadee samo oponašate
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Pa hoće li, molim vas, ustati pravi Slim Shadee?
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Molim vas, ustanite, ustanite?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Jer ja sam Slim Shadee, da, ja sam prava Shadee
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Svi vi drugi Slim Shadee samo oponašate
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Pa hoće li, molim vas, ustati pravi Slim Shadee?
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Molim vas, ustanite, ustanite?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Jer ja sam Slim Shadee, da, ja sam prava Shadee
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Svi vi drugi Slim Shadee samo oponašate
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Pa zašto pravi Slim Shadee, molim vas, ne ustane?
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Molim vas, ustanite, ustanite?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Jer ja sam Slim Shadee, da, ja sam prava Shadee
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Svi vi drugi Slim Shadee samo oponašate
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Pa zašto pravi Slim Shadee, molim vas, ne ustane?
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Molim vas, ustanite, ustanite?
Ha-ha
– Haha
I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
– Mislim da u svima nama postoji Slim Shadee
Fuck it, let’s all stand up
– Zajebi sve to, ustanimo svi
