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Right now, he’s probably slow dancing
– Nunc, suus ‘ verisimile quod tardus choris
With a bleached-blonde tramp
– Cum enim infecit-flava tramp
And she’s probably getting frisky
– Et illa suus verisimile questus ludit
Right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink
– Nunc, hes ‘ verisimile buying eam aliquid fruity parum potum
‘Cause she can’t shoot a whiskey
– Un bon verre de whisky
Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool-stick
– Nunc, suus ‘verisimile quod suus’ a tergo, et stagnum lignum unum,
Showing her how to shoot a combo
– Ostendens eam quam ut sagittent combo
And he don’t know
– Et non cognovit
I dug my key into the side
– Fodi clavem meam in latus
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
– De his satis parum souped sursum quattuor-rota coegi
Carved my name into his leather seats
– Nomen meum in sedes eius sculpsit
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
– Ego autem tulit Ludoviciville Slugger ad utrumque headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
– Foramen in omnes quattuor coronas laceravit
Maybe next time, he’ll think before he cheats
– Forsitan iterum, cogitabit antequam defraudat
Right now, she’s probably up singing some
– Nunc cantare aliquid probabiliter est
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
– Alba-quisquiliae versio Shania karaoke
Right now, she’s probably saying, “I’m drunk”
– Nunc, illa suus ‘verisimile dicens:” ego sum ebrius”
And he’s a thinking that he’s gonna get lucky
– Et quod suus a agnus dei adepto felix cogitandi
Right now, he’s probably dabbing on
– Nunc, quod suus ‘ verisimile umida
Three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
– Trium dollariorum pretium illius Balneo Polo
Oh, and he don’t know
– Et non cognovit eum
Oh, that I dug my key into the side
– O, quod fodi clavem meam in latus
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
– De his satis parum souped sursum quattuor-rota coegi
Carved my name into his leather seats
– Nomen meum in sedes eius sculpsit
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
– Ego autem tulit Ludoviciville Slugger ad utrumque headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
– Foramen in omnes quattuor coronas laceravit
Maybe next time, he’ll think before he cheats
– Forsitan iterum, cogitabit antequam defraudat
I might’ve saved a little trouble for the next girl
– Ego ut salvus paulo tribulationis pro tunc puella
‘Cause the next time that he cheats
– ‘Causa quod tunc vicis ille defraudat
Oh, you know it won’t be on me
– Tu scis quia nihil est ad me
No, not on me
– Non a me
‘Cause I dug my key into the side
– ‘Causam meam clavem fodi in latus
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
– De his satis parum souped sursum quattuor-rota coegi
Carved my name into his leather seats
– Nomen meum in sedes eius sculpsit
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
– Ego autem tulit Ludoviciville Slugger ad utrumque headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
– Foramen in omnes quattuor coronas laceravit
Maybe next time, he’ll think before he cheats
– Forsitan iterum, cogitabit antequam defraudat
Oh, maybe next time, he’ll think before he cheats
– O maybe tunc vicis, et youll ‘ cogitare coram se defraudat
Oh, before he cheats
– O antequam defraudat
Oh
– O
