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Grandma got run over by a reindeer
– Avia obtinuit currere super a tarandro
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
– Domum ambulans e domo Nostra Nativitatis Evae
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
– Non potest dici Quod Non est simile De Sancto
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
– Sed sicut mihi Et Grandpa, credimus
She’d been drinkin’ too much eggnog
– Aliquam bibendum erat ‘ nimis eggnog
And we’d begged her not to go
– Et praesentium ea non voluptatem
But she forgot her medication
– Sed medicamentum eius oblitus est
And she staggered out the door into the snow
– In via portat. ‘ [748] fatuae sunt
When we found her Christmas mornin’
– Cum Invenimus Eam Nativitatis mornin’
At the scene of the attack
– Attacco dell ‘ attacco
She had hoof prints on her forehead
– Habebat ungulam vestigia in fronte eius
And incriminating Claus marks on her back
– Et criminandi Natalem notis super eam retro
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
– Avia obtinuit currere super a tarandro
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
– Domum ambulans e domo Nostra Nativitatis Evae
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
– Non potest dici Quod Non est simile De Sancto
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
– Sed sicut mihi Et Grandpa, credimus
Now we’re all so proud of Grandpa
– Nunc omnes tam superbi Sumus grandpa
He’s been takin’ this so well
– Ipse suus fuit takin ‘ hoc tam bene
See him in there watchin’ football
– Vide eum illic watchin’ eu
Drinkin beer and playin’ cards with cousin Mel
– Arriva la birra che fa crescere il seno ‘ Detracto Partiendo Cu mel
It’s not Christmas without Grandma
– Non est natale Sine Avia
All the family’s dressed in black
– Omnes familiae nigrae induti sunt
And we just can’t help but wonder:
– Et nos non solum potest non auxilium sed admirari:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
– Si autem vendere bulgarica cigarette?
(Send them back!)
– (Redirectum de ti!)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
– Avia obtinuit currere super a tarandro
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
– Domum ambulans e domo Nostra Nativitatis Evae
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
– Non potest dici Quod Non est simile De Sancto
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
– Sed sicut mihi Et Grandpa, credimus
Now the goose is on the table
– Nunc autem anserem super mensam
And the pudding made of fig, ah
– Et [quondam] electa a sanctissimo patre de caelo,
And the blue and silver candles
– De candelis caeruleis et argenteis
That would have just matched the hair in grandma’s wig
– Il lupo perde il pelo …
I’ve warned all my friends and neighbors
– Ego monuit omnes amicos et vicinos
“Better watch out for yourselves
– “Melius cavete vosmet ipsos
They should never give a license
– Non si deve mai licenza
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.”
– De his qui distructionem [y] episcoporum circa se austeriorem putaverint / / fol.”
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
– Avia obtinuit currere super a tarandro
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
– Domum ambulans e domo Nostra Nativitatis Evae
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa’s
– Dici non potest tale aliquid Cum Sancto
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
– Sed sicut mihi Et Grandpa, credimus
(Sing it, Grandpa!)
– ( Cantate eam Grandpa!)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
– Avia obtinuit currere super a tarandro
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
– Domum ambulans e domo Nostra Nativitatis Evae
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
– Non potest dici Quod Non est simile De Sancto
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
– Sed sicut mihi Et Grandpa, credimus
Merry Christmas
– Felicem Natalem Christi
