Video Clip
Lyrics
May I have your attention, please?
– Potete aiutarmi per favore?
May I have your attention, please?
– Potete aiutarmi per favore?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Et verus Gracili Nemorosum stare placere?
I repeat
– Iterare
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Et verus Gracili Nemorosum stare placere?
We’re gonna have a problem here
– Hic sumus agnus dei habere a forsit
Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
– Et agere sicut tu numquam hominem album ante vidisti
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
– Faucibus omnes in solo Sicut Pam, sicut Tommy modo in ostio erupit
And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before
– Et coepi whoopin ‘ ea asperiores quam ex
They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (Agh)
– Primo repudiata, throwin ‘ mobilier de france /
It’s the return of the “Oh, wait, no way, you’re kidding
– Ritorno alla pagina “O expectare, nullo modo, vos erant’ kidding
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
– Ego non dicam tibi quod et feci, et feci?”
And Dr. Dre said
– Dr. Dre dixit
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (Ha-ha)
– Nihil, stulti, Dr. dre mortuus, in fundamentum meum clausum est (Ha-ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
– Feminist feminae eminem amant
“Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
– “Chicka-chicka-chicka, Gracili Nemorosum, ego male eum
Look at him, walkin’ around, grabbin’ his you-know-what
– Vide eum, walkin ‘circum, grabbin’ eius vos scitis quod
Flippin’ the you-know-who”, “Yeah, but he’s so cute though”
– Flippin ‘ vos scitis-quis”, “Yeah, sed suus’ ita bellus quamquam”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
– Yeah, ego probabiliter got a duobus cochleas usque in caput solutam
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms
– Sed nihil peius quam quod suus ‘iens’ in cubiculis parentum tuorum
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
– Aliquando volo ut in TV et mox solvam
But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
– Sed non potest, sed suus ‘ frigus Tom Viridi ad gibbum mortuum alces
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
– “Labia mea super labia tua, bum meum super labia tua”.
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
– Et si felix sum, parum osculum dare poteris
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
– Et quod suus nuntius ut libera parum haedos
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
– Et expecto eos non scire quid sit clitoris mulieris
Of course, they’re gonna know what intercourse is
– Scilicet, ipsi erant ‘ agnus dei scire quid sit concubitus
By the time they hit fourth grade they’ve got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?
– Per tempus quartum gradum perveniunt Canalem Inventionis habent, annon?
We ain’t nothin’ but mammals
– Non sumus nothin sed mammalia
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
– Bene, quidam ex nobis anthropophagos, qui alios homines secant, sicut cantaloupes aperiunt
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
– Sed si possumus gibba mortua animalia et orygem
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
– Tunc nulla ratio est quod homo et alius elope non possunt
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
– Si quid sentitis, me repellere
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
– Mulieres, pantyhose tuam agitare, chorum cantare, et vadit
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Gracili Umbrosus sum, immo Verus Umbrosus sum
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Omnes Aliae Gracili Shadys sunt sicut imitantes
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Nonne vero Inquinati Sumus, quaeso te
Please stand up, please stand up?
– E il “per favore, grazie”?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– ‘Causa Gracili Umbrosus sum, immo Verus Umbrosus sum
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Omnes Aliae Gracili Shadys sunt sicut imitantes
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Nonne vero Inquinati Sumus, quaeso te
Please stand up, please stand up?
– E il “per favore, grazie”?
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
– Smith voluntatem suam non redditus est redditus raps vendere records (Nope)
Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
– Vale, et me amare, quod facis, perge
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
– Tu credis me maledictum Esse De Grammatica?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
– Dimidium vestrum critici ne me quidem stomachum possunt, nedum me stet
“But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn’t it be weird?”
– “At Gracili, si quid vincere? Non est rara?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
– Quare? Mentiram (e muito) para mim
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
– Potesne mihi sedere hic apud Britney Spears?
Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
– Io, stercore, Christina Aguilera melius mihi cathedras transibit
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
– Apud Carson Daly et Fred Durst sedere possum
And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
– Sed audi, cui loquar, et quem contestabor ut audiat
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
– Parum canis posuit me in inspiratione mtv
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee”
– “Yeah, quod suus’ bellus, sed puto Suus ‘ nupta ad Kim, hee-hee”
I should download her audio on MP3
– VINEA facta EST IN MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh)
– Et ostende totum mundum quomodo Dedisti Eminem VD (Agh)
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
– Infirmus sum tibi parvae puellae et pueri coetus, omnia quae agis me vexant
So I have been sent here to destroy you
– Ecce ego ad te venio destruere
And there’s a million of us just like me
– Et illic ‘ a million ex nobis sicut me
Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me
– Quis similis mei, qui iustus non dabit mihi irrumabo
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
– Qui me confortat, ambulat, et agit sicut me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
– Et iustus esset optimum proximum, sed non satis mihi
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– ‘Causa Gracili Umbrosus sum, immo Verus Umbrosus sum
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Omnes Aliae Gracili Shadys sunt sicut imitantes
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Nonne vero Inquinati Sumus, quaeso te
Please stand up, please stand up?
– E il “per favore, grazie”?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– ‘Causa Gracili Umbrosus sum, immo Verus Umbrosus sum
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Omnes Aliae Gracili Shadys sunt sicut imitantes
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Nonne vero Inquinati Sumus, quaeso te
Please stand up, please stand up?
– E il “per favore, grazie”?
I’m like a head trip to listen to
– Ego sum sicut caput trinus audire
‘Cause I’m only givin’ you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin’ room
– ‘Im’ tantum causa givin ‘quae tu iocari cum amicis tuis intra livin’ locus
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all
– Sola differentia est ego got pilas dicere ante y ‘ all
And I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
– Et non redditus est falsum vel sugarcoat illud omnino
I just get on the mic and spit it
– Ego iustus adepto super mic et conspue eam
And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it
– Si quis [quaevis] sibi appetet,
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
– Melior quam nonaginta centesimas ex te rappers potest
Then you wonder, “How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?”
– Et interrogaverunt: quantum differt inter veritaten et mendacium?”
It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m goin’, when I’m thirty
– Suus ‘ridiculam,’ im ‘ im ‘iens rate causa ad’, ubi sum triginta
I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting
– Solus ero homo in domo nutricis amatorie
Pinchin’ nurse’s asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens
– Pinchin nutricem asinos cum scapulis Suis De Jergens
And I’m jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
– Et jerking sum, sed totum hunc sacculum Viagra non laborat
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin’
– Et omne unum Hominem Est A Gracili Umbrosa lurkin’
He could be working at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
– Ille apud Burger Regem laborare potuit, spittin ‘ in annulis tuis cepa (Ch, puh)
Or in the parkin’ lot, circling, screaming, “I don’t give a fuck!”
– Vel parkin ‘sortem, volvens, quiritatio, ” non puto!”
With his windows down and his system up
– Cum fenestris suis deorsum et systema eius sursum
So will the real Shady please stand up
– Ita verus Umbrosus stabit
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
– Et pone unum ex illis digitis in utraque manu?
And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control
– Et e converso contingit si fieri potest
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
– Et unum tempus, magna quam potes, quomodo vadam?
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Gracili Umbrosus sum, immo Verus Umbrosus sum
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Omnes Aliae Gracili Shadys sunt sicut imitantes
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Nonne vero Inquinati Sumus, quaeso te
Please stand up, please stand up?
– E il “per favore, grazie”?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– ‘Causa Gracili Umbrosus sum, immo Verus Umbrosus sum
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Omnes Aliae Gracili Shadys sunt sicut imitantes
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Nonne vero Inquinati Sumus, quaeso te
Please stand up, please stand up?
– E il “per favore, grazie”?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– ‘Causa Gracili Umbrosus sum, immo Verus Umbrosus sum
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Omnes Aliae Gracili Shadys sunt sicut imitantes
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Nonne vero Inquinati Sumus, quaeso te
Please stand up, please stand up?
– E il “per favore, grazie”?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– ‘Causa Gracili Umbrosus sum, immo Verus Umbrosus sum
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Omnes Aliae Gracili Shadys sunt sicut imitantes
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Nonne vero Inquinati Sumus, quaeso te
Please stand up, please stand up?
– E il “per favore, grazie”?
Ha-ha
– Ha ha ha
I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
– Ego coniecto illic ‘ A Gracili Nemorosum omnes ex nobis
Fuck it, let’s all stand up
– Couche avec sa putain
