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Lyrics
Hit it
– Ledo eam
The bridesmaids wanted a celebration
– Celebrationem pronuba voluit
So we took a trip, bachelorette vacation
– Et quantum ad inhabitationem montium: ingressi sunt ardua
‘Cause we know she needs one
– ‘Scimus quia oportet unum
A break from Matthew
– De secundis matth
Just kidding, Matt
– De secundis, Matth
We’re glad she has you
– Gaudeo quod tibi
We’re out, the shots are flowing, yeah
– Sunt, qui se ipsum fluit, si
Guys on the dance floor grooving, yeah
– Invito alla danza….
Yeah, we say, “No thanks, she’s taken,” yeah
– Yeah, dicimus, “non gratias, illa capta, ” yeah
Sing it
– Cantate eam
Now she’s with a hot guy, but he looks gay
– Nunc suus ‘ a guy calidum, sed spectat gay
Heard his name is Domingo
– Audivit Nomen Eius Domine
Second location, maybe he’s bi
– Secundus locus, maybe suus ‘ b
Still dancing with Domingo
– Adhuc Choris Cum Domingo
Third location, fully straight, fully touching Domingo
– Tertius locus, plene rectus, plene Tangens Dominicus
“I can’t wait to be his wife”
– “Non possum expectare ad uxorem suam”
She’s pointing to Domingo
– Ea dicit Dominus
In the bathroom, we take her aside
– In balneo, eam deponimus
She says, “Don’t worry, we won’t cross the line”
– Dicit illa, ” Nolite ergo solliciti esse, non transire lineam”
“Think of your fiancé”
– “Cogita sponsum tuum”
She says, “Good reminder”
– Ea dixit ” O Puer,
Hands me her ring
– Corsa all ‘ anello
Then we can’t find her
– Tunc eam invenire non possumus
Now we’re back in the house, in the hot tub
– Nunc sumus reversus in domum, in calidum dolium
She’s there with Domingo
– Qui est In Domino
Ask him to leave, get a hotel
– Interroga eum relinquere, ut deversorium
She’s vibing with Domingo
– Estne tibi Domina
At the Marriott, googling Domingo
– Apud Marriott, Google Domingo
Just to make sure he’s not psycho
– Ipse enim est qui non habet animam
But he’s actually a doctor and randomly a model
– Sed suus vere a medicus et passim exemplum
And he volunteers with weird sick animals
– Et voluntarii fatum infirmorum animalium
Is the point of this song just that Kelsey cheated on me all weekend?
– Estne punctum huius carminis quod Kelsey me omnes volutpat circumvenit?
No, the point is, it’s espresso
– Non, quod punctum est, suus ‘ espresso
You’re not even listening to the lyrics
– Quia non cognovi litteraturam
That’s all I’m listening to
– Quod suus omnes im audire
The next day, she said “Nothing happened”
– Postero die illa dixit ” nihil factum est”
They talked all night about you, Matthew
– Solo, qual ‘ io scopai hier sera, Nella questa casa.
Then at brunch, she just starts crying
– Deinde ad brunch, quae mox incipit clamor
We ask her “Why?”
– Rogamus eam ” Quare?”
She says, “I’m just so tired”
– Dicit illa, ” ego sum tam defessus”
We say, “Take a nap”
– Et dixit: si in aliquo dubitaveritis,
She says, “I’m not that kind of tired”
– Et dixit: “non sum”.
Hey Matt, came all this way
– Heus Matt, venerunt omnes hoc modo
Had to explain, direct from Domingo
– Si quis explicaverit, De Domino
Kelsey’s a friend, she’s like my sis
– Kelsey amicus est, ipsa sis similis mei
But we did hook up though
– Sed tamen hactenus ascendimus
I hope we can still be friends
– Spero tamen possumus esse amicos
