Horonan-Tsary
Tononkira
Hi, do you wanna be perfect?
– Salama, te ho tonga lafatra ve ianao?
Do you wanna be sexy?
– Te ho sexy ve ianao?
Do you wanna live up to completely unrealistic standards set by the current landscape of social media?
– Te hiaina mifanaraka amin’ny fenitra tsy mitombina tanteraka napetraky ny tontolon’ny media sosialy ankehitriny ve ianao?
Oh, wow, do we have the product for you!
– O, oay, manana ny vokatra ho anao ve izahay!
Now for six easy payments of only a hundred thirty-nine dollars, these—
– Ankehitriny ho an’ny fandoavam-bola mora enina amin’ny sivy amby telopolo dolara monja, ireo—
What? Hey, hey
– Inona? Hey, hey
Hey, hey, what are– what are you doing?
– Hey, hey, inona ary– inona no ataonao?
Hey, don’t turn that off, just give me my mic
– Hey, aza vonoina izany, omeo ahy fotsiny ny mic-ko
Hang on, hang on
– Mihantona, mihantona
No more of the unrealistic standards of perfect
– Tsy misy intsony ny fenitra tsy mitombina amin’ny tonga lafatra
It’s so boring
– Tena mankaleo izany
Actually, just be exactly who you are
– Raha ny marina, aoka ianao ho marina hoe iza ianao
There’s literally no one like you
– Tsy misy olona toa anao ara bakiteny
