Topenga Ataata
Kupu Tūpato
Right now, he’s probably slow dancing
– I tēnei wā, he kanikani puhoi pea ia
With a bleached-blonde tramp
– Me tētahi kaitiaki whero-whero
And she’s probably getting frisky
– A kei te whiwhi pea ia i te frisky
Right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink
– I tēnei wā, kei te hoko pea ia i tētahi inu iti hua māna
‘Cause she can’t shoot a whiskey
– ‘No te mea e kore e taea e ia te kopere i te whiskey
Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool-stick
– I tēnei wā, kei muri pea ia i a ia me tētahi tokotoko
Showing her how to shoot a combo
– E whakaatu ana ki a ia me pēhea te kopere i tētahi huinga
And he don’t know
– A kaore ia e mohio
I dug my key into the side
– I keri ahau i taku kī ki te taha
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
– O tona iti ataahua souped ake e wha-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
– I whakairo i toku ingoa ki roto i ona nohoanga hiako
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
– I kawea e au tētahi Kaitākaro O Louisville ki ngā rama matua e rua
Slashed a hole in all four tires
– I tapahia he poka i roto i nga taera e wha
Maybe next time, he’ll think before he cheats
– Pea te wa i muri mai, ka whakaaro ia i mua i tinihangatia e ia
Right now, she’s probably up singing some
– I tēnei wā, kei te waiata pea ia i ētahi
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
– Ko Te putanga White-trash o shania karaoke
Right now, she’s probably saying, “I’m drunk”
– I tēnei wā, ka mea pea ia, “kei te haurangi ahau”
And he’s a thinking that he’s gonna get lucky
– A he whakaaro ia ka waimarie ia
Right now, he’s probably dabbing on
– I tēnei wā, kei te mahi pea ia
Three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
– E toru tāra te uara o taua Polo kaukau
Oh, and he don’t know
– Aue, a kahore ia e mohio
Oh, that I dug my key into the side
– Aue, i keri ahau i taku kī ki te taha
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
– O tona iti ataahua souped ake e wha-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
– I whakairo i toku ingoa ki roto i ona nohoanga hiako
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
– I kawea e au tētahi Kaitākaro O Louisville ki ngā rama matua e rua
Slashed a hole in all four tires
– I tapahia he poka i roto i nga taera e wha
Maybe next time, he’ll think before he cheats
– Pea te wa i muri mai, ka whakaaro ia i mua i tinihangatia e ia
I might’ve saved a little trouble for the next girl
– Ka taea e ahau te whakaora i tetahi raruraru iti mo te kotiro i muri mai
‘Cause the next time that he cheats
– ‘Meinga te wa i muri e tinihangatia e ia
Oh, you know it won’t be on me
– Aue, e mohio ana koe e kore e waiho i runga i ahau
No, not on me
– Kāore, kāore i runga i ahau
‘Cause I dug my key into the side
– ‘Nā te mea i keri au i taku kī ki te taha
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
– O tona iti ataahua souped ake e wha-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
– I whakairo i toku ingoa ki roto i ona nohoanga hiako
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
– I kawea e au tētahi Kaitākaro O Louisville ki ngā rama matua e rua
Slashed a hole in all four tires
– I tapahia he poka i roto i nga taera e wha
Maybe next time, he’ll think before he cheats
– Pea te wa i muri mai, ka whakaaro ia i mua i tinihangatia e ia
Oh, maybe next time, he’ll think before he cheats
– Aue, pea te wa i muri mai, ka whakaaro ia i mua i tinihangatia e ia
Oh, before he cheats
– Aue, i mua i te tinihanga ia
Oh
– Aue
