Topenga Ataata
Kupu Tūpato
Hi, do you wanna be perfect?
– Hi, e hiahia ana koe kia tino?
Do you wanna be sexy?
– E hiahia ana koe kia sexy?
Do you wanna live up to completely unrealistic standards set by the current landscape of social media?
– E hiahia ana koe ki te noho ki ngā paerewa tino kore tūturu i whakaritea e te whenua o nāianei o te pāpāho pāpori?
Oh, wow, do we have the product for you!
– Aue, wow, kei a matou te hua mo koe!
Now for six easy payments of only a hundred thirty-nine dollars, these—
– Na hoki e ono utu ngāwari o anake kotahi rau e toru tekau ma iwa tāra, enei—
What? Hey, hey
– He aha? Hei, hei
Hey, hey, what are– what are you doing?
– Hey, hey, he aha e– he aha e mahi koe?
Hey, don’t turn that off, just give me my mic
– E, kaua e whakaweto i taua mea, homai noa mai taku hopuoro
Hang on, hang on
– Kia mau, kia mau
No more of the unrealistic standards of perfect
– No atu o nga paerewa unrealistic o tino
It’s so boring
– He tino mauiui
Actually, just be exactly who you are
– Mau, tika kia rite ko wai koe
There’s literally no one like you
– Kāore he tangata pēnei i a koe
