Ikliphu Yevidiyo
Ingoma
You know I’m impatient
– I’m impatient i’m impatient
So why would you leave me waiting outside the station?
– Kutheni undishiya ngaphandle kwesikhululo seenqwelomoya?
When it was like minus four degrees, and I
– Xa ifana thabatha degrees ezine, kwaye mna
I get what you’re saying
– Ndifumana into oyithethayo
I just really don’t want to hear it right now
– Andifuni kuva kwanto ngoku
Can you shut up for like once in your life?
– Ngaba unokuthula njengaxa kanye ebomini bakho?
Listen to me
– Mamela kum
I took your nice words of advice about
– Ndathabatha amazwi akho amnandi amacebiso malunga
How you think I’m gonna die
– Ucinga ukuba ndiya kufa
Lucky if I turn thirty-three
– Lucky if i’m ninety-three
Okay, so yeah, I smoke like a chimney
– Yes, yes, yes, yes, i’m smoking like a cheese
I’m not skinny and I pull a Britney
– Andi Britney andi Britney andi Britney
Every other week
– Veki nganye
But cut me some slack
– Kodwa ndinqumle
Who do you want me to be?
– Ufuna ukuba ndibe ngubani?
‘Cause I’m too messy
– Because i’m batshit crazy
And then I’m too fucking clean
– So i’m too clean up sweatshirt
You told me, “Get a job”
– Ndixelele, ” Fumana umsebenzi\”
Then you ask where the hell I’ve been
– Wonder where i’ve been
And I’m too perfect
– Ndigqibelele kakhulu
‘Til I open my big mouth
– Ndide ndivule umlomo wam omkhulu
I want to be me
– Ndifuna ukuba ndim
Is that not allowed?
– Ngaba oku akuvumelekanga?
And I’m too clever
– I’m way too clever sweatshirt
And then I’m too fucking dumb
– Anyway, i’m too dumb
You hate it when I cry
– Uyandithiya xa ndikhala
Unless it’s that time of the month
– Ngaphandle kokuba ixesha lenyanga
And I’m too perfect
– Ndigqibelele kakhulu
‘Til I show you that I’m not
– ‘Ndide ndikubonise ukuba andinguye
A thousand people I could be for you
– Amawaka abantu ndinako kuba kuni
And you hate the fucking lot
– Kwaye uyayithiya ilot fucking
You hate the fucking lot
– I hateeeeeeeeee lol
You hate the fucking lot
– I hateeeeeeeeee lol
Hey, hey
– Iino, hey
It’s taking you ages
– Kukuthatha iminyaka
You still don’t get the hint
– Hamsanandini hamsanandini hamsanandini
I’m not asking for pages
– Andi landini pages
But one text or two would be nice
– Kodwa umbhalo omnye okanye emibini iya kuba ntle
And please, don’t pull those faces
– Kwaye nceda, musa ukutsala ezo face
When I’ve been out working my arse off all day
– Xa ndiphumile ndisebenza iesile lam imini yonke
It’s just one bottle of wine or two
– Ibhotile enye yewayini okanye ezimbini
But hey, you can’t even talk
– Hey, awukwazi nokuthetha
You smoke weed just to help you sleep
– Utshaya ukhula ukuze nje ulale
Then why you out getting stoned at four o’clock
– Emva koko kutheni uphuma uxulutywe ngamatye ngentsimbi yesine
And then you come home to me
– Emva koko uza kum ekhaya
And don’t say hello
– Saying goodbye
‘Cause I got high again
– Kuba ndaphinda ndaphakama
And forgot to fold my clothes
– Kwaye ndilibele ukusonga iimpahla zam
‘Cause I’m too messy
– Because i’m batshit crazy
And then I’m too fucking clean
– So i’m too clean up sweatshirt
You told me, “Get a job”
– Ndixelele, ” Fumana umsebenzi\”
Then you ask where the hell I’ve been
– Wonder where i’ve been
And I’m too perfect
– Ndigqibelele kakhulu
‘Til I open my big mouth
– Ndide ndivule umlomo wam omkhulu
I want to be me
– Ndifuna ukuba ndim
Is that not allowed?
– Ngaba oku akuvumelekanga?
And I’m too clever
– I’m way too clever sweatshirt
And then I’m too fucking dumb
– Anyway, i’m too dumb
You hate it when I cry
– Uyandithiya xa ndikhala
Unless it’s that time of the month
– Ngaphandle kokuba ixesha lenyanga
And I’m too perfect
– Ndigqibelele kakhulu
‘Til I show you that I’m not
– ‘Ndide ndikubonise ukuba andinguye
A thousand people I could be for you
– Amawaka abantu ndinako kuba kuni
And you hate the fucking lot
– Kwaye uyayithiya ilot fucking
You hate the fucking lot
– I hateeeeeeeeee lol
You hate the fucking lot
– I hateeeeeeeeee lol
And I’m too messy
– Kwaye ndididekile
And then I’m too fucking clean
– So i’m too clean up sweatshirt
You told me, “Get a job”
– Ndixelele, ” Fumana umsebenzi\”
Then you ask where the hell I’ve been
– Wonder where i’ve been
And I’m too perfect
– Ndigqibelele kakhulu
‘Til I open my big mouth
– Ndide ndivule umlomo wam omkhulu
I want to be me
– Ndifuna ukuba ndim
Is that not allowed?
– Ngaba oku akuvumelekanga?
And I’m too clever
– I’m way too clever sweatshirt
And then I’m too fucking dumb
– Anyway, i’m too dumb
You hate it when I cry
– Uyandithiya xa ndikhala
Unless it’s that time of the month
– Ngaphandle kokuba ixesha lenyanga
And I’m too perfect
– Ndigqibelele kakhulu
‘Til I show you that I’m not
– ‘Ndide ndikubonise ukuba andinguye
A thousand people I could be for you
– Amawaka abantu ndinako kuba kuni
And you hate the fucking lot
– Kwaye uyayithiya ilot fucking
You hate the fucking lot
– I hateeeeeeeeee lol
You hate the fucking lot
– I hateeeeeeeeee lol
You hate the fucking lot
– I hateeeeeeeeee lol
You hate the fucking lot
– I hateeeeeeeeee lol
