Ikliphu Yevidiyo
Ingoma
Hi, do you wanna be perfect?
– Ngaba ufuna ukugqibelela?
Do you wanna be sexy?
– Ufuna ukuba sexy?
Do you wanna live up to completely unrealistic standards set by the current landscape of social media?
– Ngaba ufuna ukuphila ngemigangatho engekho ngqiqweni ebekwe yimbonakalo yangoku yamajelo eendaba ezentlalo?
Oh, wow, do we have the product for you!
– Owu, wowu, sinayo imveliso kuwe!
Now for six easy payments of only a hundred thirty-nine dollars, these—
– Ngoku iintlawulo ezintandathu ezilula zeedola ezilikhulu elinamashumi amathathu anesithoba, ezi—
What? Hey, hey
– Yintoni? Iino, hey
Hey, hey, what are– what are you doing?
– Hey hey hey hey, yintoni le uyenzayo?
Hey, don’t turn that off, just give me my mic
– Ungandivumeli ukuba ndihambe, ndinike i-mic
Hang on, hang on
– Yim, yim, yim
No more of the unrealistic standards of perfect
– Ayikho imilinganiselo engekho ngqiqweni egqibeleleyo
It’s so boring
– It’s so boring
Actually, just be exactly who you are
– Enyanisweni, yiba kanye kanye ukuba ungubani
There’s literally no one like you
– Akukho namnye ofana nawe
