Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out man, tell it
– 等等，伙计。 嘿，看看这个，伙计，告诉它
It was this blind man, right?
– 是这个瞎子，对吧？
Man, check this out. It was this blind man, right?
– 伙计，看看这个。 是这个瞎子，对吧？
He was feelin’ his way down the street with this stick, right?
– 他拿着这根棍子在街上摸，对吧？
Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I’m sayin’? Fish market
– 嘿 他走过这个鱼市，你知道我在说什么吗？ 鱼市
He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said
– 他停了下来，他深吸了一口气，他说
Woo, good morning ladies
– 呜，早上好女士们
You like that shit, man? Pretty good
– 你喜欢那玩意吗，伙计？ 相当不错
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man
– 嘿，伙计，我有一帮混蛋，伙计
Are you asshol or motherfucker, man?
– 你是混蛋还是混蛋？
I tell you what. My man on the guitar, hey
– 我告诉你。 我的吉他上的男人，嘿
We’ll fool on the drums, yeah, right
– 我们会在鼓上愚弄的，对，对吧
Hey, everybody just crowd around the mic
– 大家都围着麦克风
I’ll tell you all these motherfucking jokes
– 我会告诉你这些该死的笑话
But first, I’mma start off like this
– 但首先，我应该这样开始
Hey, help me sing it, homeboy
– 嘿，帮我唱吧，小伙子
Come on
– 加油！
Said Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that’s all we need
– 说柯尔特45和两个之字形，宝贝，这就是我们所需要的
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
– 天黑后我们可以去公园，抽烟
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns
– 随着大麻的燃烧，我们可以轮流
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
– 唱他们肮脏的说唱歌曲停止并击中了奉
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
– 像Cheech和Chong一样，从这里卖磁带到香港
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
– 所以滚，滚，滚我的关节，挑出种子和茎
Feelin’ high as hell flyin’ through Palm Dale, skatin’ on Dayton rims
– 在代顿轮辋上，感觉像地狱般高高的掠过棕榈谷
So roll, roll the ’83 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
– 滚，滚83年的凯迪拉克跑车
If my tapes and my CD’s just don’t sell, I bet my caddy will
– 如果我的磁带和CD不卖，我敢打赌我的球童会的
Well, it was just sundown in a small white town
– 在一个白色的小镇上刚刚日落
They call it East Side Palm Dale
– 他们叫它东区棕榈谷
When the Afroman walked through the white land
– 当非洲人穿过白色的土地
Houses went up for sale
– 房屋被出售
Well, I was standin’ on the corner sellin’ rap CD’s
– 我站在街角卖说唱CD
When I met a little girl named Jan
– 当我遇到一个叫简的小女孩
I let her ride in my Caddy ’cause I didn’t know
– 我让她坐在我的球童里，因为我不知道
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klub Klan
– 她爸爸是Klu Klub三K党的领袖
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo’
– 我们在床上做爱，在床上做爱
Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin’ afro
– 干了这么久，我长了一个他妈的黑人
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right
– 然后我操到左边，操到右边
She sucked my dick ’til the shit turned white
– 她吸了我的老二，直到大便变白
I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba
– 我心里想，示巴，示巴
Got my ass lookin’ like a zebra
– 我的屁股看起来像斑马
I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way
– 我穿上衣服，上路了
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
– 直到她爸爸开着雪佛兰
So I ran, I jumped out the back window
– 所以我跑了，我从后窗跳出来
But her daddy, he was waitin’ with a two by four
– 但她爸爸，他和一个2乘4的人在等着
Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right
– 哦，他把我打到左边，他把我打到右边
The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night
– 那个混蛋整晚都在叫我的屁股
But I ain’t mad at her prejudiced dad
– 但我并不生她偏见的爸爸的气
That’s the best damn pussy I ever had
– 这是我有过的最好的阴部
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
– 我有一袋大麻和一瓶酒
I’m a fuck that bitch just one more time
– 我是一个他妈的那个婊子只是一个更多的时间
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that’s all we need
– 柯尔特45和两个之字形，宝贝，这就是我们所需要的
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
– 天黑后我们可以去公园，抽烟
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns
– 随着大麻的燃烧，我们可以轮流
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
– 唱他们肮脏的说唱歌曲停止并击中了奉
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
– 像Cheech和Chong一样，从这里卖磁带到香港
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
– 所以滚，滚，滚我的关节，挑出种子和茎
Feelin’ high as hell flyin’ through Palm Dale, skatin’ on Dayton rims
– 在代顿轮辋上，感觉像地狱般高高的掠过棕榈谷
So roll, roll the ’83 Cadillac Coup De Ville
– 滚，滚83年的凯迪拉克政变
If my tapes and my CD’s just don’t sell, I bet my caddy will
– 如果我的磁带和CD不卖，我敢打赌我的球童会的
I met this lady in Hollywood, she had green hair
– 我在好莱坞遇到了一位女士，她有一头绿色的头发
But damn she looked good
– 但该死的她看起来不错
I took her to my house, ’cause she was fine
– 我带她去我家，因为她很好
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine
– 但她抽出了一个比我大的老二
I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African
– 我遇到了一位来自日本的女士，从未和一个非洲人做爱
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
– 我干了她一次，我干了她两次
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
– 我吃了那个像虾炒饭一样的阴部
Don’t be amazed at the stories I tell ya
– 不要惊讶于我告诉你的故事
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
– 我在澳大利亚的中心遇到了一个女人
Had a big butt and big titties, too
– 也有一个大屁股和大乳头
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
– 所以我像袋鼠一样跳入她的屁股
See, I met this lady from Hawaii
– 我见过一位来自夏威夷的女士
Stuck it in her ass, and she said, “Aiiee!”
– 把它插在她的屁股上，她说：”艾耶！”
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
– 嘴唇是早餐，小猫是午餐
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
– 然后她的乳头被夏威夷拳打开了
Met Colonel Sander’s wife in the state of Kentucky
– 在肯塔基州遇到桑德上校的妻子
She said, I’ll fry some chicken if you just fuck me
– 她说，如果你干我，我就炒鸡
I came in her mouth it was a crisis
– 我来到她的嘴里这是一个危机
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
– 我把草药和香料的秘密混合给了她
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that’s all we need
– 柯尔特45和两个之字形，宝贝，这就是我们所需要的
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
– 天黑后我们可以去公园，抽烟
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns
– 随着大麻的燃烧，我们可以轮流
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
– 唱他们肮脏的说唱歌曲停止并击中了奉
Like Cheech and Chong
– 像Cheech和Chong
Hey, wait a minute man, check this out (sell tapes from here to Hong Kong)
– 嘿，等一下，伙计，看看这个（从这里卖磁带到香港）
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
– 我在田纳西州遇到了多莉*帕顿
Her titties were filled with Hennessey
– 她的乳头充满了轩尼诗
That country music nearly drove me crazy
– 那乡村音乐几乎把我逼疯了
But I rode that ass and said, “Yes, Miss Daisy”
– 但我骑着那屁股说：”是的，黛西小姐”
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma
– 在俄克拉何马州遇到了这位女士，让那个女人陷入昏迷
Met this lady in Michigan, I can’t wait ’til I fuck that bitch again
– 在密歇根遇到了这位女士，我等不及再上那个婊子了
Met a real black girl in South Carolina
– 在南卡罗来纳州遇到了一个真正的黑人女孩
Fucked her ’til she turned into a white albino
– 干了她，直到她变成一个白色的白化病
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
– 干了这个妓女在爱荷华州，我干了她的信用，所以我欠她的
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
– 干了这个女孩，在格鲁吉亚，进来了她的嘴
Man, I thought I told ya
– 伙计，我想我告诉过你了
Met this beautiful sexy ho
– 遇到了这个美丽的性感ho
She just ran ‘cross the border of Mexico
– 她刚跑过墨西哥边境
Fine young thing, said her name’s Maria
– 好年轻的东西，说她的名字叫玛丽亚
I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla
– 我把她包起来就像一个热玉米饼
I wanna get married, but I can’t afford it
– 我想结婚，但我负担不起
I know I’ma cry when she gets deported
– 我知道当她被驱逐出境时我会哭
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that’s all we need
– 柯尔特45和两个之字形，宝贝，这就是我们所需要的
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
– 天黑后我们可以去公园，抽烟
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns
– 随着大麻的燃烧，我们可以轮流
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
– 唱他们肮脏的说唱歌曲停止并击中了奉
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
– 像Cheech和Chong一样，从这里卖磁带到香港
So roll, roll, roll my joint
– 所以滚，滚，滚我的关节
Pick out the seeds and stems
– 挑出种子和茎
Feelin’ high as hell
– 感觉像地狱一样高
Flyin’ through Palmdale
– 飞到帕姆代尔
Skatin’ on Dayton rims
– 在代顿轮辋上Skatin’
Come on
– 加油！
So roll, roll the ’83 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
– 滚，滚83年的凯迪拉克跑车
If my tapes and my CDs just don’t sell
– 如果我的磁带和Cd不卖
I bet my Caddy will
– 我打赌我的球童会的
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