视频剪辑
歌词
May I have your attention, please?
– 请大家注意
May I have your attention, please?
– 请大家注意
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– 真正苗条的黑幕请站起来好吗?
I repeat
– 我重复一遍
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– 真正苗条的黑幕请站起来好吗?
We’re gonna have a problem here
– 我们会有麻烦的
Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
– 你们都表现得好像你以前从未见过白人
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
– 大白鲨都在地板上，就像帕姆，就像汤米突然闯进门一样
And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before
– 然后开始把她的屁股打得比以前更糟
They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (Agh)
– 他们先是离婚了，把她扔在家具上（啊）
It’s the return of the “Oh, wait, no way, you’re kidding
– 这是”哦，等等，不可能，你在开玩笑
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
– 他不只是说我认为他做了什么，对吧？”
And Dr. Dre said
– 德瑞博士说
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (Ha-ha)
– 没什么，你们这些白痴，德瑞博士死了，他被锁在我的地下室里（哈哈）
Feminist women love Eminem
– 女权主义妇女爱阿姆
“Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
– “Chicka-chicka-chicka，Slim Shady，我讨厌他
Look at him, walkin’ around, grabbin’ his you-know-what
– 看看他，到处走，抓住他的”你知道什么”
Flippin’ the you-know-who”, “Yeah, but he’s so cute though”
– Flippin’the you-know-who”，”是的，但他很可爱，虽然”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
– 是啊，我脑子里可能有几个螺丝钉松动了
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms
– 但并不比你父母卧室里发生的事情更糟
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
– 有时我想上电视，放松一下
But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
– 但不能，但汤姆格林驼着一只死驼鹿很酷
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
– “我的屁股在你的嘴唇上，我的屁股在你的嘴唇上”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
– 如果我幸运的话，你可以给它一个吻
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
– 这就是我们传递给小孩子的信息
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
– 并期望他们不知道女人的阴蒂是什么
Of course, they’re gonna know what intercourse is
– 当然，他们会知道什么是性交
By the time they hit fourth grade they’ve got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?
– 当他们上四年级的时候，他们已经有了探索频道，不是吗？
We ain’t nothin’ but mammals
– 我们只是哺乳动物
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
– 我们中的一些食人族像哈密瓜一样把别人切开
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
– 但如果我们能把死去的动物和羚羊驼背
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
– 那么一个男人和另一个男人就没有理由不能私奔了
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
– 但如果你像我一样，我得到了解药
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
– 女人们，挥动你的裤袜，唱合唱，它就开始了
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– 我是苗条的黑幕，是的，我是真正的黑幕
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– 你们这些苗条的影子只是在模仿
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– 所以真正的苗条的黑幕请站起来
Please stand up, please stand up?
– 请站起来，请站起来？
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– 因为我很瘦，是的，我才是真正的黑幕
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– 你们这些苗条的影子只是在模仿
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– 所以真正的苗条的黑幕请站起来
Please stand up, please stand up?
– 请站起来，请站起来？
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
– 威尔*史密斯（Will Smith）不需要在他的说唱中骂人来出售唱片（不）
Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
– 我知道，操他，也操你
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
– 你以为我在乎格莱美吗？
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
– 你们一半的批评者连我都吃不消，更不用说忍受我了
“But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn’t it be weird?”
– “但是苗条，如果你赢了怎么办？ 那不是很奇怪吗？”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
– 为啥? 所以你们可以撒谎把我弄到这里？
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
– 你能让我坐在布兰妮*斯皮尔斯旁边吗？
Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
– 妈的，克里斯蒂娜*阿奎莱拉最好给我换椅子
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
– 这样我就可以坐在卡森*戴利和弗雷德*德斯特旁边
And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
– 听他们争论她先把头给了谁
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
– 小婊子把我放在MTV上
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee”
– “是啊，他很可爱，但我想他嫁给了金，嘻嘻”
I should download her audio on MP3
– 我应该在MP3上下载她的音频
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh)
– 并向全世界展示你如何给Eminem VD（Agh）
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
– 我讨厌你们这些小女孩和男孩团体，你们所做的就是惹恼我
So I have been sent here to destroy you
– 所以我被派到这里来毁灭你
And there’s a million of us just like me
– 我们有一百万人和我一样
Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me
– 谁喜欢我，谁不喜欢我
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
– 谁穿得像我，走路，说话，表现得像我
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
– 也许是下一个最好的东西，但不是我
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– 因为我很瘦，是的，我才是真正的黑幕
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– 你们这些苗条的影子只是在模仿
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– 所以真正的苗条的黑幕请站起来
Please stand up, please stand up?
– 请站起来，请站起来？
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– 因为我很瘦，是的，我才是真正的黑幕
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– 你们这些苗条的影子只是在模仿
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– 所以真正的苗条的黑幕请站起来
Please stand up, please stand up?
– 请站起来，请站起来？
I’m like a head trip to listen to
– 我就像一个头旅行听
‘Cause I’m only givin’ you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin’ room
– 因为我只是在你的房间里给你和你的朋友开玩笑的东西
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all
– 唯一的区别是我有胆量在你们面前说出来
And I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
– 我根本就不应该是假的或甜言蜜语
I just get on the mic and spit it
– 我只是拿起麦克风吐出来
And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it
– 不管你是否愿意承认，我都是狗屎
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
– 比你们百分之九十的说唱歌手更好
Then you wonder, “How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?”
– 然后你想知道，”孩子们怎么能像Valiums一样吃掉这些专辑？”
It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m goin’, when I’m thirty
– 真有趣，因为以我30岁的速度
I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting
– 我会是努尔辛家里唯一一个调情的人
Pinchin’ nurse’s asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens
– 当我和杰根斯分手的时候，捏着护士的屁股
And I’m jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
– 我在抽搐，但这整袋伟哥不起作用
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin’
– 每一个人都是一个潜伏着的渺茫的黑幕
He could be working at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
– 他可能在汉堡王工作，在你的洋葱圈上吐痰（Ch，puh）
Or in the parkin’ lot, circling, screaming, “I don’t give a fuck!”
– 或者在公园里，盘旋，尖叫，”我才不在乎！”
With his windows down and his system up
– 他的窗户关上了，系统打开了
So will the real Shady please stand up
– 所以真正的黑幕请站起来
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
– 把一个手指放在每只手上？
And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control
– 为自己失去理智和失控而感到自豪
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
– 再来一次，尽可能大声，进展如何？
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– 我是苗条的黑幕，是的，我是真正的黑幕
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– 你们这些苗条的影子只是在模仿
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– 所以真正的苗条的黑幕请站起来
Please stand up, please stand up?
– 请站起来，请站起来？
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– 因为我很瘦，是的，我才是真正的黑幕
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– 你们这些苗条的影子只是在模仿
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– 所以真正的苗条的黑幕请站起来
Please stand up, please stand up?
– 请站起来，请站起来？
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– 因为我很瘦，是的，我才是真正的黑幕
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– 你们这些苗条的影子只是在模仿
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– 所以真正的苗条的黑幕请站起来
Please stand up, please stand up?
– 请站起来，请站起来？
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– 因为我很瘦，是的，我才是真正的黑幕
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– 你们这些苗条的影子只是在模仿
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– 所以真正的苗条的黑幕请站起来
Please stand up, please stand up?
– 请站起来，请站起来？
Ha-ha
– 哈哈
I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
– 我想我们每个人都有一个渺茫的阴影
Fuck it, let’s all stand up
– 去你的，我们都站起来
