Eminem – Ass Like That Lyrics

(Car horn honking)
(Crowd cheering)

(Crowd shouting at celebrity)
– (fan) Gwen! Gwen!

(Whistling)

(Crowd cheering)

– Eminem! Eminem! Over Here! Over Here!
So how do you feel about your album?
– (Triumph) Yes I have a question
As a dog I must know
What does Dr. Dre’s ass smell like?
(Crowd shutters)
Your so cute and small
No wonder Elton John loves you
Your head comes up to his waist
– Yeah so fuck you
(Crowd gasps)
So anyway
– (Triumph) Oh! You kiss 50 cent with that mouth?
(Crowd gasps)
(Crowd instigates)
– (Triumph) I’m not your wife! I’m not your wife!

Ow, baby

The way you shake it
I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an
Ass like that
The way you move it
You make my slinky go
D-doing, doing, doing
I don’t believe it
It’s almost too good to be true
I ain’t never seen an
Ass like that
The way you move it
You make my slinky go
D-doing, doing, doing

The way she moves, she’s like a belly dancer
She’s shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone’s at the door
But I don’t think I’mma answer
Police saying “freeze”
(Oh), d-doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, ‘freeze’?
Please, I’m a human being! I have needs
I’m not done, not ’til I’m finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
Mr. Officer, I’m already on my knees
I can’t get on the ground any further
It’s impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B
I sing song It go Ring-a-Chong
A-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching
Psych! I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I offend, I’m sorry
Please, please, forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say
And you will love it

The way you shake it
I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it
You make my slinky go
D-doing, doing, doing
Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV, my slinky goes
D-doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older
They’re starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying “freeze”
(Oh), d-doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat! I have ticket
Look, I put it away, my zipper’s zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate’s shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like I’m Pee-Wee Herman
This movie’s PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea
And be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What do you mean my lawyer’s with Michael, he’s too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you’ll laugh
‘Cause there’s a puppet on my hand (Hahaha)

The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my slinky go
D-doing, doing, doing
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so
I ain’t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year, I’ll say “ass”
And she’ll make my slinky go
D-doing, doing, doing

The way she moves, she dances like a go-go
In that video, she sings, “Get out, you bozo”
I need a new boyfriend!
Hi, my name is JoJo
Police saying “freeze”
(Oh), d-doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, ‘freeze’? My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch, I just bake cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no, not even me
I don’t even know if I can say the word “pee-pee”
Pee, on the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Psych! I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don’t think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get down

The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my slinky go
D-doing, doing, doing
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me, please?
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
‘Cause the way you move it, you make my slinky go
D-doing, doing, doing

Woo
– Fuck is wrong with you?
Hah

– Hey blondie! I saved your peroxide ass again!